Angry Scottish Fry (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} the_arob19) wrote,@ 2006-02-18 12:43:00 |
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Der männlich sich vermehrend organ: The Untold Story
Just some nonsense jibba jabba from da hood
(http://digitalmeltd0wn.org/forum/showth
Boost your potency with food...
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a mild chili dip
China's cuisine is renowned for being "in your face" - from the skinned dogs displayed at food
markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing
Guo-li-zhuang. Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's
first speciality penis restaurant.
Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and
even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish - except for those containing testicles.
(http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.j
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a mild chili dip
China's cuisine is renowned for being "in your face" - from the skinned dogs displayed at food
markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing
Guo-li-zhuang. Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's
first speciality penis restaurant.
Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and
even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish - except for those containing testicles.
(http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.j
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Post_Office_Buddy says:
Makes me want to vomit just thinking about it, but ya know, whatever works for them.
If you really think it will boost your potency, then by all means, go for it. But before you do, just stop and actually think about what you're about to eat. Take a good look at your pet and then try it. I dare ya.
What next? Endangered animals? Family members? Crimes of "Passion"? Guess we know what they're going to be doing at the morgues now. And when you get mugged next time, it won't be your wallet they want.
Quote:
'But Guolizhuang also has its showpieces, such as the elegantly named "Head crowned with a Jade Bracelet" (provided by horses from the western Muslim region of Xin-jiang), for £20 a portion, or "Dragon in the Flame of Desire" (yak, steamed whole, fried and flambéed) for £35.'
And for pete's sake, think of some better names will you?!
White Scorpion says:
I think I've found somewhere where I can sell my Eau De Toilet at last. What's the phone number of that restaurant? Perhaps I can sell them some dog poo to eat as a starter. They could serve it with mayonnaise and avocado. (http://digitalmeltd0wn.org/forum/showpo
Post_Office_Buddy says:
Haha, bet you could get a good price for the Eau De Toilet.
Carte/Speisekarte
Poo De La Poo appetizers.
(le chien fumier amuse-gueule) (dog dung appetizers)
Scheißhaufens!!
Entrées/Mahl
"bouche pénétration"
mündlich Eindringen
flatteur apéritif
le toilettes eau:
particulier de le nuit- "Eau De Toilet" (Specialty of the night-" Water of Toilet")
White Scorpion says:
LOL! I've just soiled my pants! Sorry.
